Sleeping right through the night is a modern invention. Time was, people would...– Warren Ellis (via misterpeace) This is relevant to my life tonight.
Jessica Simpson songs are starting to make sense...
I should probably lay off the sauce.
I just saw a picture of Bret Michaels and immediately tasted stale cigarettes in...– these go to 11.:
I think I temporarily forgot how amazing you are.
I just need to get a low pass in the class
but I am seriously not even sure I am going to clear that bar.
I can say with 99% certainty that I just failed a...
What do I even do? I’m not sure I’ve actually ever failed anything before.
Open bar + MS Communicator =
telling the guy from my study group that he should come snuggle my kitty sometime. I meant Oliver.
The smartest person I've ever met is in my study...
Bonus points for: not being a douche about it; the following comment: “Yeah, I tried to read Atlas Shrugged but I just couldn’t get through it” (said with a skeptical glance at the person who suggested he check out Ayn Rand); and getting my car for me last night so I wouldn’t have to walk in the pouring rain.
Kat, I think that I may have been hostile to quite hostile last night when you...– the best apology email I have ever received
So I spent the past week or so driving around...
And then I found out that she and Cameron Crowe just filed for divorce.
My car is on campus and my roommate is too sick to...
This is a time in which I really wish Oliver were Toonces.
Cannot stop thinking about my grandmother today.
Just realized it’s because she died on the third Friday of September three years ago.
That notebook was really the last thing I wanted...