September 2010
The smartest person I've ever met is in my study...
Bonus points for:
not being a douche about it;
the following comment: “Yeah, I tried to read Atlas Shrugged but I just couldn’t get through it” (said with a skeptical glance at the person who suggested he check out Ayn Rand); and
getting my car for me last night so I wouldn’t have to walk in the pouring rain.
“Kat, I think that I may have been hostile to quite hostile last night when you...”
– the best apology email I have ever received
So I spent the past week or so driving around...
And then I found out that she and Cameron Crowe just filed for divorce.
My car is on campus and my roommate is too sick to...
This is a time in which I really wish Oliver were Toonces.
Cannot stop thinking about my grandmother today.
Just realized it’s because she died on the third Friday of September three years ago.
That notebook was really the last thing I wanted...
Classes started last week.
Midterms are this week. I am not kidding.
Last night, I saw the funniest thing I have ever...
We were at an 80s-themed party at a nightclub in the next town over (located behind the supermarket, obvs). My friend, who was a big streaker in college and tends to remove clothing from time to time, pulled his pants down on the dancefloor, revealing white cotton briefs. No one else noticed for several minutes (and I probably only did because he had asked me to hold his drink while he undid his...
Basically, a cat is an animal who will see that...
and take the opportunity to shit on your roommate’s bed. Again.
I wish I could hire someone to tell my mom for me.
We broke up.
I don’t want to talk about it, nor do I have the time to do so. I have to do my Stats homework by 2 p.m.
“She has the hottest glasses ever.”
– I seem to have stepped into some bizarro world where enormous glasses are a turn-on for men.
Saw a car today with the decal 'I drive like a...
dek-says-so:
What does that mean? You drive like a sparkly vampire? How does a sparkly vampire drive?
SO CONFUSED.
