Vice President of one club and Co-Chair of...
Yay leadership positions!
I enjoy being greeted at the door by the sweetest...
Now he is purring loudly and climbing on me and nuzzling my hand.
So, if I burn myself and it turns white, is it...
Or might it be second?
I just tried to replace my gray silk blouse with a...
I need to get my cat a girlfriend so he will stop...
It is just NOT possible for me to get any studying...
thecranium: There is always a Law & Order marathon on. Reblogged for very important gif.
They were apparently not joking about the whole “16 inches of snow” thing and I also have a bunch of errands to run. Awesome.
UGH, THIS DAY.
What I have on my plate: Hosting brunch for seven people, most of whom I barely know, so I have to be “on.” Take-home final exam. Should be interesting! Two PowerPoint slides and one single-spaced written page for Strategy project. Preparing to present said project tomorrow morning. Finishing PowerPoint deck for Entrepreneurship presentation. Brunch will take me out of...
Honestly, I need you to not try to prevent me from taking care of myself.– Things you really shouldn’t need to say to people.
Instead I am starving and there is no one to go to...
I want to go out to dinner.
If I were in NYC, I would want to go to Keste and get the Pizza Del Re and we would split a bottle of the house red and get another one on the way home and then watch some stuff on the DVR from our uncomfortable leather couch and Oliver would be in the other room sleeping.
Emily Deschanel is married to Rickety Cricket?
thecranium: You will not upload, post or submit anything that is obscene or contains profanity or that may be hateful or offensive on racial, ethnic, sexual or any other grounds; is harmful, vulgar or distasteful; or is defamatory, libelous, or invades another person’s privacy...
McDonald’s breakfast this morning (sausage burritos = favorite thing ever) Leaving for Japan in nine days Training tomorrow so I can be a hospital rape crisis advocate again Currently getting new sideview mirror installed on car It’s supposed to snow 16 inches today, so I have an excuse to stay inside all day with Oliver and pig out on leftover Chinese food
you can keep your oscars, i only care about the...
reallykatie: (more here)
Vatican confirms report of sexual abuse and rape... →
The Vatican reports cited countless cases of nuns forced to have sex with priests. Some were obliged to take the pill, others became pregnant and were encouraged to have abortions. In one case in which an African sister was forced to have an abortion, she died during the operation and her aggressor led the funeral mass. I just… wow.
At what point do I just say fuck it and leave?
We are getting close to 35 minutes past our agreed-upon meeting time.
Waiting half an hour for roommate so we can leave...
Jon Stewart and Kristen Schaal give examples of...
KRISTEN: Our taxes are going to abortions in ways no one is even talking about.
JON: Well, let's talk about it now. How?
KRISTEN: Well, for starters, we have to cut funding for fire departments.
JON: Why would that be?
KRISTEN: Helllloooo? What if an abortion clinic catches fire, and firefighters put it out, paving the way for more abortions? Abortionist firefighters, paid for with our taxpayer dollars.
JON: Well that's like saying we need to de-fund the Coast Guard because abortion providers go to the beach.
KRISTEN: I hadn't even thought of that. But you're right -- no more Coast Guard! Give me another. This is fun.
KRISTEN: Mile-High Club. Number one cause of unwanted pregnancies between Newark and LAX.
JON: Mining Safety Commission.
KRISTEN: Mile-BELOW Club.
JON: Library of Congress.
KRISTEN: Sexy librarians.
KRISTEN: Space abortions!
JON: Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
KRISTEN: Jon, please. I'm getting pregnant just listening to you.
When I got married to the girl of my dreams I made her keep two promises: that...– Satisfaction Guaranteed, Gawker (via thecranium) Exactly where do I scoop up such a dreamboat?
Federov: I'm a Stay at Home Fuck You →
thecranium: federov: Yeah, ditto. I’m kind of trying to formulate a response to this, but there is just so much I disagree with (“Frankly, there’s no real reason [time of the month aside] why I shouldn’t be ready and willing when he is.” Translation: I must be sexually available at all times except of course when… That part is bad but I don’t even think it’s the worst part. She admits she...
Embarrassed Republicans Admit They've Been... →
thecranium: “I can’t believe I’ve been calling for a return to Reagan’s America. I feel like an asshole.”
I am taking a most awkwardly named course.
hague-nite: It makes me receive emails titled “Meth Con”. We have an elective that is abbreviated “DBAGS” — so that’s what your emails say if you’re enrolled in it.
If you finish writing about Jaguar's...
This is how I bribe myself to do my work.
I am starting to wonder if I love my cat a little...
But he is seriously just the best. Right now he is sitting on my stomach as I lie in bed, purring loudly and nuzzling my arm.
A complex portrait of a contemporary American marriage, “Blue...– Oh my God, that is what Blue Valentine is about? Yeah, I will never, ever see this.
Mike Pence (R-IN) strikes me as the kind of guy...
srmarymartha said: that’s like everything. they own everything, if it’s the p&g I am thinking of. My bff’s dad is a huge conspiracy theorist (crackpot) and he had all kinds of crazy ideas about them Oh, yeah, totally.
E got his #1 internship choice.
I guess it’s time to bake cupcakes emblazoned with P&G product brand names?
katiecoyle said: There is a segment on E! news about this topic RIGHT NOW. I am so out of the loop that I had no idea this was a thought other people had.
The new Gaga song reminds me of Madonna's "Express...
TL;DR like whoa
I don’t even know how to start this post. Basically I got in a fight with E last night because we haven’t spent any real time together since Monday night/Tuesday morning. Tuesday night I had class and meetings, Wednesday I was in NYC, and yesterday I was busy with meetings all day and then had social events at night. And when we talked last night I didn’t feel like getting out...
thecranium: I never said a damn thing about your innocent dog. It would be irrational to dislike dogs sold by breeders. That makes no sense. They end up in shelters all the time. It’s not his fault he was born to be sold as a product while his cousins are sent to the gas chambers. You have a SUPER day now. Here is what I don’t understand: We all do things that go against our principles...
What annoys us:
Non-Kat Person: Do you want to go to [event on Saturday night at 8]? Kat: I am feeling totally overscheduled this week and really don’t want to add anything else to my calendar. Sorry! Non-Kat Person: You have something scheduled for 8 PM Saturday night? Kat: No, I just want some unscheduled time this week and I barely have any. Non-Kat Person: So what are you doing on Saturday night? Kat:...